The third guy ducked
I used to play the piano by ear.
I now use my hands
A skeleton walked into a bar…
and ordered a drink and a mop
A guy walked into a bar…
and was disqualified from the limbo contest
A horse walked into a bar…
The bartender said “Why the long face?”
A sandwich walked into a bar…
The bartender said “we don’t serve food here”
How do you make seven even?
Take away the “S”.
Why was Six scared?
Because Seven ate Nine and Ten.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
But catscan.