[sigh] I never knew my real ladder
I was wondering why the car kept looking bigger and bigger…
and then it hit me.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
People keep saying “Cheer up! It could be worse: you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know they mean well.
Dad – can you put the dog out?
I didn’t know it was on fire…..
What sound does a witches car make?
Broom. Broom.
My daughter said to me “Dad! You haven’t been listening to a word I’ve said!”
What a strange way to start a conversation.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it.