{"id":11,"date":"2022-09-10T04:27:58","date_gmt":"2022-09-10T04:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/?page_id=11"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:51:05","modified_gmt":"2022-09-10T11:51:05","slug":"welcome","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/?page_id=11","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s brown and sticky?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A stick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few years ago, I threatened my kids with setting up a Dad Joke <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCPh857kNAuDYZ7utrq14idA\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCPh857kNAuDYZ7utrq14idA\">YouTube channel<\/a> and website. For some strange reason they thought I was joking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hah. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stick. A few years ago, I threatened my kids with setting up a Dad Joke YouTube channel and website. For some strange reason they thought I was joking. Hah. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-11","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47,"href":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11\/revisions\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stopitdad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}